Tuesday, October 27, 2009


I know there's many cat lovers out there who read this blog thats why I never posted anything before but I'm kind of pissed off now Tagar has so far killed 3 cats She's got a really strong prey drive and her hunting skills are excellent She kills roaches everyday She killed a poor little squirrel once too Anyways we walled in our tiny back area for the dogs to roam around A few neighbours keep cats which are no problem when they pamper them and keep them securely in the house But they have this kindly habit of putting food out for stray cats and cats breed like crazy so we have a stray cat problem and they just keep having kittens and pooping everywhere and cat poop is really so very smelly And they like to walk along the walls and taunt the dogs who can't chase them which is still all right But there's some dumb cats that actually come into the walled area I always thought cats were kinda smart but obviously not the last 3 that was dumb enough to come in got caught Tagar don't actually set out to kill them but she catches them to play and breaks their neck when she swings them around So anyway lately there's two not so little kittens playing in the back and they run off when the dogs come but today their luck ran out Tagar caught one and I was alone and when she catches a cat nothing short of prying it from her mouth will get it out and cats when in danger piss and poop and smell really really bad I think they secrete something else in fear and damn did that cat stink and messed up the place and I had a long day and the baby is not asleep yet and I was trying to get Tagar to drop the cat and then it gets worse!!

The other cat was there too hiding in the shelf and Togo flushed it out and the cat ran INTO the house and Togo and Gamby cornered it in the dining room but Togo is a wuss his hunting skill is almost zero he was barking and barking and barking his head off and my stress level was going up and up and up and Togo and Gamby were barking and trying to catch them a cat toy like Tagar cause she never shares hers and the poor terrified cat was fighting with all claws out and there was blood on the wall on the floor on the Togo nose and the cat couldn't escape was secreting that awful awful fear smell and stinking up the inside of the house I dragged Togo out but then Gamby made a go at the cat and I was afraid for her cause she's so young and don't know what she playing with and I let go of Togo and had to start all over again dragging him out Tagar was out in front in the porch with no car and the lights on playing with her cat in full view of cat people there is a huge chunk of peope here for whom dogs are unclean and the devil and the must caught and put down but cats are cute must feed must multiply and is ok not dogs need license and can keep only a limited number but cats don't need and you can keep 100 no one will complain and sometimes sometimes dogs are hated enough to be poisoned and easily so just throw something over the fence and this happens more often than you think so we're afraid and there is tagar flaunting her catch oh no.

After I got the other two dogs out Tagar was still running around not sharing her cat and the dogs are yelling to be let back in to get the cat and I took a broom and shooed the cat but he was too terrified to move and won't budge and I was getting more and more stressed out because if the dog comes in the cat will surely die but he's not letting me save him and I'm not about to try carry a frightened cat cos it will definetely claw me and I was super pissed off I have three excitable dogs howling a baby needing attention dinner to cook a house stinking of scared-shit cat and a cat too afraid to save himself and then luckily Daddy came back and wrestled the dead cat out of Tagar's mouth and wrapped it up and disposed it but we couldn't find the other cat so I guessed it found its way out but after Daddy left I found the damn cat it was sitting in the dining room sink nestled in curtains thats why we didn't see it I found it by accident when I went to wash my hands I can't let the dogs in yet so I opened the baby pool let them play with water and wash the cat blood and stink off them while I wiped the blood and smelly stuff off and mopped up the house and then Daddy comes home and helps the terrified cat out and cleaned up the dogs and the porch and the back and drama over and oh that brings Tagar cat count to four.

And we ordered pizza for dinner.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Tank Woo fur THE FULL STORY!

Your FB status had already let us know woo were having WAY too much fun !

Mom read that post to my Doggy Nanny - she was khwite impressed as well -

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, it is sad how 'hoomans' treat other khreatures -

Spaying/neutering would sooo take khare of many problems evfurrywhere!

PeeEssWoo: Mom pikhked up a pizza when she went to the store! PIZZABONES fur me later!

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woooo wooooo!
Kinda sounds like our place when dem dumb kats climb ofur da fence into our terrytory. It's a free for all! Maw has to try and git all 5 of us pups off da cat whens we catch it. But too late most of da time.

Husky kisses,

Klaw said...

MUahahaha, classic post!

Kian Yang said...

Vicious ... :S

colin said...

hahahahahah.. talk about a day where it all goes wrong eh.. =)

hope the house is now back to normal, the dogs are clean, and little vakesh ain't giving you too much trouble.. =)

T. Maxx said...

whoa, macabre cat tales!


Fred said...

You poor thing! You definitely deserved a pizza.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

You definitely deserve pizza. We've had to pry a few squirrels out of Steve's mouth, but luckily none of the cats in the neighborhood are dumb enough to go into the backyard.

S&K's mom

Tales of the furry, scrunchie-eating, lovable tyrant.