This is Togo, sitting beside the laundry basket, pretending to be a washing machine.
This is a sock.
This is a sock, its partner fell off the clothes line and disappeared into Togo the washing machine.
This is a soap.
This is the soap which Togo the washing machine munched later.
Arrghh. *pull hair*
You think I'm a bad dog-mommy? Ha, and I've not told you about Togo and the third scrunchie yet..